Fishaholics Anonymous
First 100 Get Early Access

You wake up before dawn for a reason.

Fishaholics is a community for the obsessed. Salt, fresh, shore, kayak — it doesn't matter where you fish. What matters is you can't stop fishing. Neither can we.

First 100 Fishaholics get early merch access + a free sticker

500+ members on TelegramSalt & FreshVeterans supported

Not a 12-step program

A 12-step identity. You don't quit. You commit.

01

Admit the Obsession

We admitted we were powerless over the bite — that our tackle boxes had become unmanageable.

02

Find Your People

The only thing better than catching a fish is telling someone who actually cares. Salt and fresh. Shore and kayak.

03

Pass It On

Having had a awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Fishaholics.

Freshly caught redfish on a kayak
Speckled trout catch
Pelicans on a mangrove island
The Big Book

The Big Book of Fishaholics Anonymous

A 12-step parody handbook for the addicted angler. Forward, Steps, Traditions, Member Stories, and more. Because the only thing better than catching a fish is knowing you're not alone in the addiction.

Forward — How It Works

"If you're reading this, you already know. You know what it's like to wake up at 4 AM on a Saturday — not because you have to, but because the tide window is opening and you can feel it in your bones."

Step One

"We admitted we were powerless over the bite — that our tackle boxes had become unmanageable."

Veterans Day 2026

The Silent Salute

A kayak fishing tournament to honor those who served. No engines. No radios. Just you, your paddle, and the water. Fishaholics branded. Charity supported. Details loading.

Salt & Fresh. Everyone.

Kayak fishermen, shore casters, charter captains, weekend warriors. Men and women. Speckled trout to blue marlin. If you love the water, you're in.

Catch Confessional

Catch Confessional

Bring your biggest catches and your biggest lies. We don't judge — we measure.

Spot of the Week

Spot of the Week

Share the honey hole. Or don't. We understand either way.

Rig of the Week

Rig of the Week

That weird knot you invented? The lure you swear by? Show us.

Tall Tales & True

Tall Tales & True

The one that got away. The one you landed against all odds. The one that changed your life.

Ready to join the movement?

Membership starts at $50/month — monthly lures, gear giveaways, full content access. understand why you wake up before dawn for something that might not bite.

Or jump straight into the community on @fishaholic1bot

Community. Content. Connection.

This isn't a chatbot. It's a community.

Fishaholics Anonymous is a real community of men who can't stop fishing. The Telegram channel pushes content. The group is where the conversations happen. Here's how it all connects:

The Bot

Think of it as a content feed for fishing addicts — not a person. It delivers Big Book chapters, member stories, tournament updates, and daily fishing content straight to your Telegram. No small talk. No personality. Just fresh material for the obsessed.

  • Big Book chapters released weekly
  • Member stories from real anglers
  • Tournament & merch announcements

The Community (coming soon)

A private Telegram group for the real conversations — daily catch reports, rig talk, tournament smack talk, and the kind of community that's hard to find on land. This is where the community lives.

  • Daily catch reports from members
  • Tight-knit group — no spam, no ads
  • Early access to everything Fishaholics
Get the Content Feed

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